I'm Here to Shoplift T‑Shirt
Light Pink / S
$25.00
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This bold black tee speaks in short, loud sentences. The clean, white block text reads 'I'M HERE TO SHOPLIFT' across the chest, delivering deadpan humor with a punchy, rebellious edge. The medium-weight cotton feels steady and familiar — the kind of shirt you slip on for late-night hangs, thrift runs, or an ironic statement at the mall. It sits with a relaxed, classic silhouette and a crew neckline that keeps the focus on the message. Wear it with high-waisted jeans and a worn denim jacket, or layer under an open flannel for a look that’s equal parts sardonic and casual. It’s for people who like their humor blunt and their clothes straightforward.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Printed with crisp DTF (sleeves/neck) and DTG techniques for sharp white text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I'm Here to Shoplift T‑Shirt
$25.00
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Printed with crisp DTF (sleeves/neck) and DTG techniques for sharp white text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat